Man - If you really want to learn how
to use "Cocky & Funny" like a PRO, then go here
and check this out. Make sure you watch the VIDEO
CLIPS as well. I think you'll like it...
http://www.DoubleYourDates.com/CockyComedy/
***QUESTION FROM A READER***
Yes, there is indeed a big difference between
what you have made of me now through the powerful
insights expressed in your newsletters, and who I
was before I had met you. I always thought that
being nice, sweet, and courteous was an ultimate-
irrefutable way to get the girls we long to have,
but the irony is that we never make that dream
come true. Thanks my dear David, for showing me
the Tao of being a superb success with women, for
walking with me hand by hand through this
mysterious path when it comes to women, because
really, most of the times they make no sense. I
owe you my present success with them, and I thank
you in advance for the foregoing prosperity that
the future holds for me with them.
I have always been funny, and separately,
cocky. I never put them together, like you put
it, as a formula. So far, that formula works. I
am not a chemist, but the components of our table
salt, taken separately, is deadly to us. Sodium
and Chloride: death to us. Yet, if we put them
together, we will have its savory benefit. Same
happens when we use only being Cocky, and just
being Funny: no success, and it kills any
possibilities of meeting girls. When I talk to my
friends about you, I say, "Guys, let's make sure
we use the Davidian formula, fusing the atoms of
Cockyness+Funny." Believe me, that is how we call
it: Davidian formula, lol. We have named it after
you, because you are its founder.
One of my favorite places to meeting people is
Barnes&Noble. It's easy to ignore someone you
don't feel attracted to, oh yes, very easy. It is
all the opposite when you do feel attracted to
someone. Now, at Barnes&Noble, in Downtown, I
meet a lot of girls, from everywhere. Is there a
way to make fun of their beauty? I meet a lot of
hot girls, that seem to be perfect. My type are
those with Irish ascendance, because they are
mostly honest and have freckles. So, when I meet
a girl with freckles, eyes like a furious deep
blue sea, or green eyes, like the stem of a
flower, petite women with attractively dainty
build, nice butt (we guys like it, come on), and
round breasts (we like that too). How can you
make fun of that type of sexy girl, when you
notice that her body has a harmonious symmetry,
that does nothing but inspiring within you
pleasure and admiration?
I might feel nervous, but I don't show them my
nervousness. You have never told us not to feel
nervous, but not to behave nervous. I feel
nervous, hell yeah, but they can't tell. As a
matter of a fact, one way I could start a
conversation with a hot girl is like this... of
them don't work there)
Me- "Excuse me, MS, do you work here (I know she
does not work there)?"
She- "No."
Me- "Good, I want you to help me find this book (I
don't say, 'Can you please help me...' I go with
a demand of authority... they like it)."
She- "What book is that," she asked me, as she
gave me that wondrous look.
Me- "Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind
me the PowerPC girls (she would be shocked, but
liking it). See, my problem is that I am a very
shy guy, and I am trying to get over it."
She- "What do you mean you are shy? You don't
seem shy to me." (By the way, this happened to me
in real life, and she was hot for real)
Me- "Aren't you shy?"
She - "Yeah."
Me- "You don't seem shy to me either."
She- "It depends on the situation, and with the
person you are talking to. Whether or not you
feel comfortable."
Me- "Oh, so, I am the right person, you like this
situation, and overall, you feel comfortable."
She- "See, you are not shy at all."
Me- "I gotta go." Like you taught me, I turned
around and walked 3 steps away from her and went
back to her, "I want your e-mail address, because
I feel less shy talking to you."
She- "Oh, sure, I would LOVE that."
Me- "You would love it? Hummm, so you like guys
in the evolutive process of not being shy, eh?"
She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her,
"Hey, that is sexual harassment."
She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so
easily getting amused." She had not written her
e-mail, and I asked her, "Have you not written the
e-mail because you forgot it? Geeez, young people
these days." (She is 29, and I am 21, lol.)
She- "Oh, my...You are too much."
Me- "For you to handle?"
She stared at me.
I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You
like my lips? They are not average... You should
be grateful if I touch your forehead with them."
She was laughing so hard that her face turned red,
but I never laughed, rather, would smirk.
She gave me her e-mail, and I said, "Have a good
night." She replied, "You too, bye."
I said, "Wait, are you leaving like that without
saying 'it was pleasure meeting you?"'
She said, "Wow, are you always like this?"
Me - "Do you mean offering kisses?"
She laughed, and said, "No, silly ... like being
with this sense of humor."
"All the time, " I said. She was quiet, staring
at me, and said, "I wish all men were like you." I
said, "No, I am glad they are not like me. They
fail in trying to imitate me" (I wanted to leave
already, even though I was having a good time).
She asked me, "Why you say that?" "Hey kid, " I
said, "I really have to go ... but you forgot to
write down your phone number."
She sighed, in a good way, and wrote it down.
To make this short, I called her the same night,
and she was, "Wow, I was not expecting your call."
I said, "No, I am calling you because I forgot to
wish you sweet dreams, and also checking to see if
you made it home safe." "That is so sweet of
you...," she said, and I told her that I ought to
go. She did not want me to, but I did leave. We
met again, at her house, and half an hour of me
being there, and talking, I said, "Look, I have to
go." "What?! Why?" she asked. I said, "Maybe
you want to take a rest, or lay on your bed, and
you don't do it because I am here, unless you
promise me that if you lay in bed you will take me
with you." She did not say anything, nor smile,
but jumped to me and kissed me. Needless to say, I
swear David, we had sex. It was great.
I did not mean to make this e-mail too long,
but hey, I could not help it. Mind me that I get
mad when you tell us not to make it over two
paragraphs, and I see people (like me) writing
long speeches. I am not sorry, whatsoever, lol. I
know you feel great, and proud of yourself when
you see people like me being successful by
following your techniques.
I will rephrase my question, "What funny + cocky
statements shall we make, when it comes to an-
almost-perfect-girl?" "How should I react, when
they hit my shoulders?" "What should I say, when
they say I am too funny?" By the way, I am not
having anything serious with that girl I just
talked about... I told her that I want to have fun
with her, and she agreed. I told her that it
means that if she wants to see someone else, she
can do it. She did not complaint.
I will see you soon, David. I won't miss your
next seminar! Keep the excellence of your
masterpiece works.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
OK, man. First I have to tell you...
YOUR EMAIL IS A TOTAL FREAKSHOW!
But, you know what? I actually like it. I like
it because it's the real deal. You did things that
I wouldn't have necessarily done... and you did
things that typically "shouldn't have worked", but
it obviously all came together and worked out in
the end because you did ENOUGH OF THE RIGHT
THINGS.
Let's revisit some of my favorite quotes:
"My type are those with Irish ascendance, because
they are mostly honest and have freckles."
Mostly honest and freckles, huh? Interesting
fetish.
"So, when I meet a girl with freckles, eyes like a
furious deep blue sea, or green eyes, like the
stem of a flower, petite women with attractively
dainty build, nice butt (we guys like it, come
on), and round breasts (we like that too). How
can you make fun of that type of sexy girl, when
you notice that her body has a harmonious
symmetry, that does nothing but inspiring within
you pleasure and admiration?"
Eyes like a furious deep blue sea? Or green
eyes... like the stem of a flower? Harmonious
symmetry? Whoa.
"I have always been funny, and separately, cocky.
I never put them together, like you put it, as a
formula. So far, that formula works. I am not a
chemist, but the components of our table salt,
taken separately, is deadly to us. Sodium and
Chloride: death to us. Yet, if we put them
together, we will have its savory benefit. Same
happens when we use only being Cocky, and just
being Funny: no success, and it kills any
possibilities of meeting girls."
This is an interesting way of saying it...
again, a little bit of a complete FREAKSHOW, but I
like it. If you use too much of one and too little
of the other, things just won't work out.
Now that we've revisited my FAVORITE lines,
let's review some of the EFFECTIVE things you did
and said.
This was funny:
"Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind me
Something tells me that you actually meant the
"Power Puff Girls", but hey, close enough.
And this whole sequence is great:
"She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her,
"Hey, that is sexual harassment."
She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so
easily getting amused." She had not written her
e-mail, and I asked her, "Have you not written the
e-mail because you forgot it? Geeez, young people
these days." (She is 29, and I am 21, lol.)
She- "Oh, my...You are too much."
Me- "For you to handle?"
She stared at me.
I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You
like my lips? They are not average... You should
be grateful if I touch your forehead with them."
She was laughing so hard that her face turned red,
but I never laughed, rather, would smirk."
This is real COCKY & FUNNY in action.
LOL! "What? You like my lips? They are not
average... You should be grateful if I touch your
forehead with them!!!"
Now that's funny.
You started out going down the road of "What?
You like my lips?" which sounds very cocky... over
the top even. But then you transition into the
unique and original "You should be grateful if I
touch your forehead with them."
Again, it's off the wall, but it's funny and it
works. The shift in direction is funny and
confusing.
Even though it's obvious that you speak English
as a second (or so) language, you get the
concept... and you're making it work for you.
To answer your questions - I really think that
you're doing the right things. When that girl hit
you, you turned it around and made it funny.
Telling a girl that she's cute like a cartoon
is a nice touch (I'm still hoping that's what you
meant).
If a girl tells you that you're too funny, just
say:
"That's impossible."
...or...
"I'm glad you noticed. I realize that this is
making you very attracted to me, but please
control yourself."
Just keep coming up with new and creative ways
to tease, bust on, and be a challenge.
NOW, if you're reading this right now, and
thinking to yourself "This is great stuff, I need
to learn how to use my communication and humor to
attract women", then I have something to say to
you:
YOU'RE RIGHT.
And what's the very best, fastest, most
efficient and effective way to master the art of
using humor and communication to attract women?
My answer:
Get your hot little hands on a copy of my Cocky
Comedy program.
After spending years learning from guys who are
"naturals" at meeting women, I discovered a
"secret" technique that almost all of them used...
but that no one has really talked about before or
described.
I call that technique "Cocky Comedy", and after
learning how to use it effectively to spark and
build ATTRACTION with women, I really feel like I
have a power that most men not only don't have...
but they don't even KNOW about it.
Do yourself a favor, and go check out the Cocky
Comedy website, and watch the preview video
clips... you'll learn a lot. And then get yourself
a copy. It will dramatically improve your success
with women.
Go check it out here:
http://www.DoubleYourDates.com/CockyComedy/
And if you haven't downloaded my latest eBook
"Attraction Isn't A Choice", then you need to go
and download that RIGHT NOW. It will teach you the
hidden psychology of attraction... and how to
create it with women.
You can go download it right now and be reading
it within a few minutes. Download it here:
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I'll talk to you again soon.
Your Friend,
David D.
P.S. Do yourself a huge favor, and take a look
through all of the different programs I've put
together to teach you how to meet women and get
more dates. You can see them all here:
http://www.DoubleYourDates.com/Catalog/
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