How To Make A Woman Laugh
IMPORTANT: I get a TON of questions from guys who
want more specific training, word-for-word "lines"
and other "Cocky Funny" techniques. If you like
using Cocky & Funny, and you want to master it,
then you should definitely read this and watch the
video clips:
http://www.DoubleYourDates.com/CockyComedy/
Hi Dave! I used your email close twice now and it
worked like magic both times: once with a
statuesque black woman, the other with a cute
Asian. Yeah!
One was in a bookstore, the other in a cafe: I
chatted for five minutes, started leaving, then
asked for email.
But what do I at a party where I'm likely to stay
for at least an hour? Pretend to leave, get email,
then stay!? What's the strategy here?
C.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
Isn't it amazing how easy it is to get an email
address from a woman you've just met? I didn't
believe it myself at first...
Well, it sounds like you have quite the diverse
taste in women... glad to hear that my techniques
cross all racial and cultural boundaries.
If you're at a party, the strategy is:
"Well, it was nice talking to you... I'm going
to get back to my friends... {turn away}... Hey,
do you have email?"
Then get her email and go back to your friends.
If she starts up a conversation again with you,
you now have all kinds of options.
Think about it.
And, if you or she leaves early, you can still
contact her later. Nice.
I bought your book and its been money well spent
as far as I'm concerned. The email/phone approach
works like magic; I have never, ever gotten a
phone number in a bar before, and now I can! Also
the "are you touching me" line you mention in your
book is a real winner. And all the general advice
about body language, attitude, its all working.
So now I'm wondering if you can provide some
advanced know-how. The sort of girls I like are
the blonde, high-maintenance "Los Angeles" looking
babes, and they seem to be the hardest for me to
succeed with. Any suggestions on what I should be
doing to attract them? What look I need to have,
methods of approach, things to say, whatever...
(To explain where I'm coming from, I'm tall
(6'2"), thin but cut, average looking, run my own
business and make good money. I try to be both
funny and arrogant but am usually more funny than
arrogant. My style is goatee, black turtleneck,
khakis, black loafers.)
Thanks in advance for any extra tips you can
provide!
A.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
Lease a Mercedes 500SL, get a big gold chain,
pretend to be a big-time producer, and make
references to your "connections".
The problem with the type of woman that you're
describing is that WOMEN DON'T ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE
THIS IN REAL LIFE. EVERY ONE OF THESE WOMEN IS
TRYING TO COMPENSATE FOR SOMETHING! And it's
usually something like, oh, self esteem,
insecurity, lack of attention from a father
figure, a neurotic need for approval... you get
the picture.
If you want a fake woman, then be a fake man.
Your other option, of course, is to TURN UP THE
MAGIC COCKY + FUNNY FORMULA TO THE MAX. You're
going to have to see her fake beauty and raise her
an arrogant attitude unseen since Ali.
Try it. If it isn't working, turn it up. You're
probably asking for trouble, but since you
asked...
Great book! It certainly makes much more sense to
bypass those "dating rules" that women seem always
play and make your own rules instead.
I do need your opinion here: I'm successful,
intelligent, cocky/funny (bordering on
a**hole/arrogant at times), not bad looking, and
in good shape. However, I'm Asian/American and
shorter than the average white male. On the
internet, I've had many comments how great I seem
until they learn that I'm Asian-- then I don't
hear from them again. In person, it's a slightly
different story because I can use funny/cocky,
which gives me better responses.
I know that Asian American males have always had
huge gripes about white women and even women of
their own race who will NOT date them because of
the stereotypical (nerdy, needy, backwards, or
arrogant, bad to women, philanderers... list goes
on) AA males that are always portrayed on TV and
movies. And also, you just hardly ever see AA
males with white women (especially in the white
suburbia where I happen to live).
Do you have any special advice here? Any
personality traits we should emphasize? Have you
seen AA males be successful using these techniques
and what have you observed?
J.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
I have an Asian friend who's probably about 5'
5" tall, and he's ALWAYS surrounded by young
women. And I mean surrounded. Like 5 or 6 at a
time. There are biases everywhere, in all
cultures... if you buy into them, then they apply
to you. If you don't, then they don't.
Whose reality do you live in anyway? Yours? Or
hers?
Hi, this maybe a dumb question but what does
"cocky" mean and can you provide me some examples.
R.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
The formula is:
Cocky alone is not attractive. Arrogance repels
people like bad breath. But a FUNNY arrogance...
Ahhh, that's the stuff that miracles are made of.
The cocky man says, "You are acting like a
little girl, and it's annoying me."
The cocky+FUNNY man says, "If you keep acting
like a brat I'm going to spank you like a red-
headed-step-child." (The usual response is
"Ooohhh, be careful, I might like that.)
No, really.
A cocky+funny man is always on the lookout for
an opportunity to show off his arrogant humor.
She gives a compliment on the clothing...
Cocky+Funny Man says:
"I just met you and you're already starting
with the compliments. Look, I'm not going home
with you. I'm not that easy."
I've just placed a pearl of wisdom before you.
If I were you, I'd pick it up, look at it from
many angles, and improvise variations. This is
magic waiting to happen.
"HEY DAVE! I have a teensy weensy little questions
for you, but first I'd like to say that your book
kicks serious butt!! I have had more luck with
women since I got it... Not that I really needed
it or anything, (cough cough) ahem! Anyways, now
to my question.
1)I know how to be cocky, I know how to be funny,
I treat women the special attractive way they
should be treated... but I have no clue whatsoever
as to what signs a woman will give off when she is
feeling attracted, I keep doing silly, stupid
things like um... backing off afterward 'cause I'm
not sure what her reaction meant, which I am
positive is a problem.
So if you could help me here I would be most
obliged
J."
>>>MY COMMENTS:
The main sign that a woman gives off is VERY
simple to spot:
SHE KEEPS TALKING TO YOU.
You can stop clapping. I know it was profound.
But really, if a woman isn't interested, she
won't keep talking to you. She'll start looking
around, acting bored out of her skull, or moving
around in an uncomfortable manner.
The first minute or two is often like this
anyway as two people begin a conversation... but
if it continues past about 3-5 minutes, you need
to move on and try to be a little less boring with
the next girl!
I knew you would find my answer profound... but
if you're still waiting for her to tilt her head,
lick her lips, and twirl her hair then you need to
stop reading books published by guys that have
nothing better to do than spend 25 years watching
people in bars and writing down what they do.
It's simple:
7) Don't screw it up!
I may have oversimplified a bit here, but I
think you get the idea. Don't worry about what
she's thinking... just do what you know is
ATTRACTIVE, and then lead. Things will work
themselves out if you keep doing the right things.
Been reading your newsletter, and bought your
book. I've read it once and will read it again for
better comprehension.
Success Story:
In the meantime, I've been putting into practice
what you teach. I wanted to share this success
story with your readers, as an example of how well
this stuff can work.
At a bar with a bunch of friends for a stag party.
Took the stag-boy around the bar to get his t-
shirt signed by all the women (this is a great way
to meet and talk with every woman in the bar).
Anyway, later I saw a blonde that I had talked to
earlier. She was talking with 3 guys. I went
over and tapped her on the shoulder and said "Hey
can I talk with you a minute?" and walked away
about 10 feet.
She came over, I used your email/phone # material,
and gave her pen and paper to write it down. You
should have seen the looks on the faces of the
three guys who were just talking to her. It was
worth it just for that.
I got 4 numbers that night and have been out with
2 of those women.
Question:
Like many other guys who write you, I've been
trying to develop the cocky-funny attitude. I've
watched most of the comedians and movies you
suggested in your book. I'm working hard on this
but it's just moving along slowly.
Now that getting emails/numbers isn't a problem,
and even getting dates (although I know I could do
better if I was more cocky-funny) is now more
possible, I now have run into a whole new problem:
how to create tension/tease/act cocky-funny on the
first date so that SHE calls ME for the second
date (hopefully cooking a meal at her place).
Anything you suggest for us guys at this stage of
our learning that isn't already in your book would
be most helpful.
S.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
You're doin' great... and you'll figure it out
as you go.
One of the best things you can do is to take
out a pen and paper, and write down the ten most
common situations that you find yourself in, then
write down some cocky, funny lines to use.
For instance, you might write:
1) Say to her, "Now don't call me three times a
day... I had fun too, but no stalking"
2) Kiss her and say, "Call me"
3) Tell her, "I'm busy tomorrow, but if you tempt
me with a good enough offer, I might make time for
you the next night..."
Are you feelin' me?
Just work out the different situations on paper
first, then do them in real life. You're on the
right track.
If you REALLY want to learn how to master the
art of taking things from one step to the next
with a woman in a SMOOTH way... you should also
check this out:
http://www.DoubleYourDates.com/SexualCommunication/
You've guessed it - the magic formula is working.
I went for 10 years with only 3 women, and in the
last 3 months, since I read the book, I've slept
with 3 more. The C&F theory is 100%. I picked up
one girl at supermarket, got her email, sent her
an email, got a date, left early ("got to go - too
busy, sorry...", waited 10 days, got another date,
asked her if she'd like to see me again, told her
"I think you should, because I'm almost perfect"
(she laughed), kissed her and you can guess the
rest...This stuff is dynamite. I'm a good looking,
successful 36 year old (separated), but I act an
idiot in front of women - or used to. Now I feel
*totally* in control, and am enjoying playing with
your ideas. Spot on!
D.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
Isn't it amazing what a little attitude
adjustment can do? I appreciate your email because
a lot of guys don't realize that JUST BEING GOOD
LOOKING doesn't do it. In fact, I know more
average looking guys who are successful with women
that "good looking" guys who are. Funny, isn't it?
Actually, it's COCKY and funny. Ba-Dum-Bum.
I met this girl on the internet and we have been
out twice. On the computer and on the phone she's
all sweet and inviting but in person she is
entirely different. On our second date she told me
that she didn't feel "connected" with me.
Meanwhile I have been nothing but a gentleman to
this woman. Help, what did I do wrong.
B.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
I have two ideas for you:
1) Stay tuned and read every email that you get
from me.
2) http://www.DoubleYourDates.com/eBook/
And listen to the little audio clip at the end
of the second page. You need to learn that
ATTRACTION ISN'T A CHOICE. And it isn't logical.
Again, stay tuned.
I spend a lot of time in the library these days
studying for an exam - Psychology of all things-
but it hasn't helped because oftentimes I see an
attractive girl at the next table or perhaps a
cute girl walks past - never to be seen again. My
problem is that I'm totally at a loss as to what
to say and how to arrange it so we meet in what
seems like a natural and unsuspicious way. I can't
just go up to a study-table and suddenly introduce
myself and I'm certainly not going to follow
anyone around. Any suggestions?
S.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
Like I say in my book "Double Your Dating"...
women KNOW what you're doing when you approach
them. Heck, even if you're just being nice and
friendly they'll SUSPECT that you're picking up on
them.
So, get over this "unsuspicious way" idea.
What... do you want to start talking about math
or anthropology, then slide in under her radar
with your smooth Mac Daddy techniques... and have
her wake up enamored with you?
Well, now that I put it this way...
Just sit close and start up a conversation. Ask
them what they're studying. Say anything. Then be
cocky & funny. Say you have to go, that it's been
nice chatting... and "Hey, do you have email?"
Quit trying to be the "Secret Agent Mac" of the
campus. And besides, women think that men who are
self conscious approaching them are WUSSIES.
And, in case you didn't know this, WUSSIES
DON'T GET WOMEN ALL HOT AND BOTHERED.
Revenge Of The Nerds will NEVER happen to you.
***QUESTION***
First of all, I've got to say that your advice is
brilliant! There's a lot of con-men out there
selling silver bullets for guys women problems,
but you're writing makes you figure out what works
best for you. Since I've started following the
Cocky-Funny approach, I've noticed better results
with women in general.
Recently, I was out with a group of friends for
someone's birthday. I met this great chick who we
both have mutual friends with. Well needless to
say we both were attracted to one another and were
dancing in the club later with each other. One of
my friends was talking to her and then afterwards
she went a bit cold on me. He told me later that
she said she liked me but had just started going
out with another guy for 2 weeks.
Now I'm not one to try and steal another guys
girl, but I felt that the two of us really
connected and would like to see this girl. I
haven't got her number, but my friend has a good
excuse to ring her and I know I will be seeing her
again in a couple of weeks through friends. Well
my question David is this. You're tips helped make
her attracted to me, but what can I do if she's
still unsure about what to do with her current
relationship?
I'd really appreciate your advice!
J.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
Well, if you haven't read my book, then you
need to get it ASAP and learn how to use the
"friendship" approach with women.
I think that most guys are just too damn
anxious to get their willies wet sometimes.
Instead of trying to convince her to leave some
guy she's been dating for two weeks based on a few
dances, instead say:
"It was nice meeting you, you seem like you
might make a nice FRIEND. Maybe we can have coffee
sometime."
Get it?
I've learned the hard way that it's much better
to get to know a woman as a friend FIRST anyway.
It puts you in the right frame of mind, and you
get to learn a few things about her before you
apply all of your serious advanced smooth-mac
tactics (and very well may just save you from a
neurotic experience of the unwanted kind).
When you say "friends" first, it says all the
right things. Think about it.
I have a question about fat womens. if a women sit
in the house all day worry about things and
trying to destroy my career of making music and
looking for some attention and money should i get
rid of the fat pig or stay with her till things
blow and hit her like a punching bag to settle her
emotions down? she not my girlfriend she just a
sick women who was cool with me since my youth but
she hates everything I'm into. well I'm ready to
treat her like dirt as far the game go she play to
talk trash about my talent and putting her nose in
my business.what should I do punch her like a pimp
or kick the fat bic.. to the curb.(we ain,t got
anything in command)
>>>MY COMMENTS:
I have to warn you beforehand, I'm not a
qualified relationship expert or licensed
practitioner, but I may be able to offer you some
insight.
It sounds to me like your relationship could
possibly have eroded beyond repair. Again, I'm not
a qualified expert, but this is just my personal
intuition.
In addition, I realize that on occasion a woman
can behave in a way that is unsettling, but
violence is never an acceptable way to settle a
dispute of this nature.
In other words I just don't think that if you
"punch her like a pimp" that it's going to solve
anything.
Good luck with your "...career of making music
and looking for some attention and money..."
*** I know, it just isn't possible that someone
could have sent me this letter... but sometimes
life is just this way. I cut and pasted it exactly
as it was sent to me... with no edits. Unreal.***
Dave, I wrote you last week saying that I really
like this girl and wanted to "push her over the
edge" and get her to see me more. Well, I took
your advice and waited for her to call me. Well,
she did, and everything that you said would happen
did. She told me that she is used to guys calling
her all of the time and bugging her and that I am
the first guy she's gone out with that didn't try
to call her and ask her out every day. Needless
to say she asked ME if she could see ME more. It
worked like a charm and she spent the night last
night (it was worth the wait). Just wanted to say
thanks for the help and that you are cool as hell
for helping guys to quit acting like "wusses".
Thanks buddy.
>>>MY COMMENTS:
What else can I say? NICE!
I should invent a cream called "WUSS-BE-
GONE"... or maybe "WUSS-AWAY"... you could rub it
on yourself and it would overcome the urge to call
women and beg for their attention. I could sell it
for $100.00 a tube. Hmmmmm... I'll have to see if
I can scare up some venture capital for this one.
I'll keep you posted.
...and that about wraps up another one.
I'm still trying to recover from the comedy
above... I really hate my job.
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video clips here:
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I'll talk to you again soon.
David D.
P.S. Don't forget to look over all of the
different programs that I've created to help you
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